There is an interesting assortment of humanoids, androids, and interdimensional beings on board Enterprise right now.
They all seem to be interested in sex. Is such horniness natural? Perhaps there is a contagion on the ship causing everyone to "jump everyone else's bones" (as _travis_
I may need to consult with my fellow physicians to see if we can analyze and contain the situation.
Though I suppose it can wait until I see what my chances with _vash_
are. Current Mood: horny
Sigh. Things have been fairly slow here in sickbay. Not even so much as an ingrown toe nail for me to treat.
Also, I wish lizcutler
would stop by. I'm starting to think maybe she and ensignsato
have a thing. Maybe that's why we haven't heard much from tpol
lately (jealousy and all). Current Mood: bored and gossipy
1. What was the first band you saw in concert?
Forekoewihnuiewalkrhnfueuyyew and the Flyers2. Who is your favorite artist/band now?
Forekoewihnuiewalkrhnfueuyyew. I really liked it when he went solo.3. What's your favorite song?
You Broke My Second Wife's First Husband's Heart, For That I Will Kill You
by Forekoewihnuiewalkrhnfueuyyew (and it was true, his career ended when he went to prison for that one)4. If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
Oooooh, the Phlaknome! Alas, I don't have enough toes :-/5. If you could meet any musical icon (past or present), who would it be and why?
The great Orklox. His compositions for the Phlaknome made it into the popular instrument it is today. Current Mood: bouncy
away, I have been feeling somewhat lonely. It is strange being the only non-human on Enterprise. Humans are fascinating, but I miss having another non-human to
talk behind their backs
discuss them with.
I think I might feel better if lizcutler
stopped by. Current Mood: lonely
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that expendable_crew
has died tragically. There was nothing I could do. He might have survived falling on the kitchen knife and catching on fire, but then this happened
and it was all over.
I am sure we will remember Expendable Crewman fondly. I know the Captain will have some inspirational words for us all. Current Mood: sad
The mystery of what happened to my Montgorian toad-rat has been solved. Chef has apologized profusely (though perhaps he owes the crew an apology more than he owes me one).
On the up side, I believe Crewman Cutler might be open to going on a date. She was somewhat upset that Mr. Tucker made derogatory comments about her gluteous maximus.
I would just like to say that I find a little "junk in the trunk" quite attractive (to use a term I have heard from some of the younger crewmembers). Current Mood: impressed
I understand that the fish balls in rice served for dinner last evening have made some of the crew a little ill.
I have investigated and it would seem that my Montgorian toad-rat has come to an unfortunate end in the kitchen. Those were in fact, Montgorian toad-rat balls in rice.
If you are feeling queasy, please stop by sickbay and I will give you a pill to ease the sensation.
Important note (especially for Mr. Reed): The pills are meant to be taken ORALLY. Current Mood: chipper
I wonder what would happen if you crossed a Denobulan with a Vulcan.
It would appear that my Montgorian toad-rat has escaped.
I had best alert the crew. Current Mood: worried